{"id":3307,"date":"2015-07-14T16:07:57","date_gmt":"2015-07-14T16:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tydaikho.com\/thu-vien-sach\/truyen-tieu-lam\/truyen-cuoi-vova\/mot-ngay-di-hoc-cua-vova\/"},"modified":"2015-07-14T16:07:57","modified_gmt":"2015-07-14T16:07:57","slug":"mot-ngay-di-hoc-cua-vova","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/demo.vnno1.net\/index.php\/2015\/07\/14\/mot-ngay-di-hoc-cua-vova\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u1ed9t ng\u00e0y \u0111i h\u1ecdc c\u1ee7a Vova"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hôm nay có \u0111oàn thanh tra \u0111\u1ebfn ki\u1ec3m tra l\u1edbp h\u1ecdc, các b\u1ea1n trong l\u1edbp ai c\u0169ng chu\u1ea9n b\u1ecb bài r\u1ea5t k\u0129, duy ch\u1ec9 có Vova là…<\/p>\n

Gi\u1edd sinh v\u1eadt <\/strong><\/p>\n

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Cô giáo \u0111\u01b0a ra m\u1ed9t câu h\u1ecfi:<\/span>
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– T\u1ea1i sao khi ta bón phân thì cây s\u1ebd l\u1edbn nhanh h\u01a1n?<\/span>
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– Th\u01b0a cô vì… vì cây không ch\u1ecbu n\u1ed5i mùi hôi th\u1ed1i c\u1ee7a phân nên \u0111ã l\u1edbn v\u1ecdt th\u1eadt nhanh \u1ea1! – Vova nhanh nh\u1ea3u. <\/span>
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– ?!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Gi\u1edd t\u1eadp làm v\u0103n<\/strong>
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Cô giáo thu bài t\u1eadp làm v\u0103n v\u1edbi \u0111\u1ec1 tài: “T\u1ea3 con l\u1ee3n nhà em”. Vova \u0111\u1ee9ng lên xin cô cho kh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ebfn cu\u1ed1i tu\u1ea7n, cô h\u1ecfi:<\/span>
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– Sao em ch\u01b0a làm bài v\u0103n xong?
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– D\u1ea1… vì b\u1ed1 em \u0111i công tác ch\u01b0a v\u1ec1 \u1ea1!
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– À! Ch\u1eafc là nh\u1edd b\u1ed1 làm h\u1ed9 ch\u1ee9 gì?
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– Không \u0111âu \u1ea1! Ch\u1eb3ng qua em mu\u1ed1n t\u1ea3 cho th\u1eadt chính xác nên em m\u1edbi nh\u1ea3y vào chu\u1ed3ng l\u1ee3n \u0111o \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c chi\u1ec1u dài c\u1ee7a nó. Còn… cân n\u1eb7ng bao nhiêu thì ph\u1ea3i ch\u1edd b\u1ed1 em v\u1ec1 r\u1ed3i b\u1eaft trói khiêng lên m\u1edbi bi\u1ebft \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c \u1ea1.
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– !!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Gi\u1edd \u0111\u1ecba lý<\/strong><\/div>\n
Vova và Tom th\u1ea3o lu\u1eadn v\u1ec1 ch\u1ee7 \u0111\u1ec1 b\u1ed1n mùa. Tom h\u1ecfi Vova:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
– T\u1ea1i sao mùa l\u1ea1nh, ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta g\u1ecdi là mùa \u0111ông nh\u1ec9?<\/span>
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– Vì vào mùa l\u1ea1nh mà n\u1eb1m \u0111ông ng\u01b0\u1eddi thì s\u1ebd \u1ea5m.
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– Th\u1ebf sao mùa nóng ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta g\u1ecdi là mùa hè?
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– Vì… mùa nóng n\u1eb1m ngoài hè thì mát. Có th\u1ebf mà c\u0169ng h\u1ecfi.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Gi\u1edd v\u1eadt lý<\/strong><\/div>\n
Cô giáo: Khi ta \u0111i bi\u1ec3n, n\u1ebfu ch\u1eb3ng may thuy\u1ec1n b\u1ecb th\u1ee7ng, n\u01b0\u1edbc ùa vào trong khoang thì ta ph\u1ea3i làm th\u1ebf nào?<\/span>
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Vova: Th\u01b0a cô ph\u1ea3i x\u1eed lý th\u1eadt nhanh k\u1ebbo b\u1ecb chìm, ta \u0111\u1ee5c thêm m\u1ed9t l\u1ed7 khác l\u1edbn h\u01a1n \u0111\u1ec3 n\u01b0\u1edbc ch\u1ea3y ra ngoài.<\/p>\n

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K\u1ebft thúc bu\u1ed5i h\u1ecdc, k\u1ebft qu\u1ea3 là Vova \u0111ã \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c c\u1ea7m t\u1ea5m “vé” m\u1eddi g\u1eb7p riêng ph\u1ee5 huynh v\u1edbi “thành tích” quá “xu\u1ea5t s\u1eafc” v\u1eeba qua.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hôm nay có \u0111oàn thanh tra \u0111\u1ebfn ki\u1ec3m tra l\u1edbp h\u1ecdc, các b\u1ea1n trong l\u1edbp ai c\u0169ng chu\u1ea9n b\u1ecb bài r\u1ea5t k\u0129, duy ch\u1ec9 có Vova là… Gi\u1edd sinh v\u1eadt Cô giáo \u0111\u01b0a ra m\u1ed9t câu h\u1ecfi: – T\u1ea1i sao khi ta bón phân thì cây s\u1ebd l\u1edbn nhanh h\u01a1n? – Th\u01b0a cô vì… vì …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3053,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[127,167,70,55,168,72],"class_list":["post-3307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-truyen-cuoi-vova","tag-cua","tag-di","tag-hoc","tag-mot","tag-ngay","tag-vova"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.vnno1.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.vnno1.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.vnno1.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.vnno1.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.vnno1.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/demo.vnno1.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3307\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.vnno1.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.vnno1.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.vnno1.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.vnno1.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}